Episode 9
Everyone’s worried AI will steal jobs. I just want it to steal my ex’s Netflix password back
☕ AI Hot Gossip:
Microsoft goes full DIY with its AI models - In a bold move away from relying on OpenAI, Microsoft has launched its own publicly available foundational AI models—MAI‑Voice‑1 for advanced voice generation and MAI‑1‑preview, designed as a broader-purpose LLM. This signals Microsoft’s ambition to become independently competitive against AI giants like Google and OpenAI.
Say goodbye to that cozy AGI safety net - Satya Nadella wants to axe the clause that lets OpenAI ditch Microsoft if AGI goes live before 2030. Basically: “Nice try, but I’m not losing my VIP backstage pass.”
OpenAI Risks Losing Billions - OpenAI's restructuring and its rumored $10B SoftBank funding may be slipping away—all because it can’t settle contract terms with Microsoft. They're tangled up in debates over exclusivity, IP, and revenue share. Cue the drama.
Is AI headed for a financial bubble? - MIT’s latest reports suggest half of all AI startups aren’t yet profitable—even with half of venture capital pumping in. Could we be staring down a 2025 equivalent of the dot-com crash?
⚡️ AI Prompt Suggestions:
🥗 Health & Wellness: "You are my personal nutritionist and trainer. Create a 7-day plan with quick, healthy meals under 20 minutes, and workouts I can do at home with zero equipment. Focus on energy, reducing stress, and staying consistent rather than perfection. Add tips for staying motivated during busy weeks."
💸 Money & Finance: "You are my financial bestie. Create a monthly budget plan that balances bills, savings, and a guilt-free ‘fun fund.’ Suggest 3 easy side hustle ideas I can try with 5 hours/week, and give me one script for negotiating better rates (gym, phone, or rent). Keep it practical and empowering."
👩💻 Tech & Productivity: "Act as my productivity coach. Show me how to set up my digital life for efficiency: organizing my inbox, creating AI templates for common tasks (emails, meeting notes, social posts), and building a 20-minute daily focus routine that helps me avoid burnout."
🫣 The Cringe Files:
Will Smith’s AI Crowd Control Fail - Will posted a video of his tour audience that looked strangely perfect—until fans noticed pixel-warped faces and glitchy fingers. Turns out the clip might be AI-fabricated. Cue massive cringe for the Fresh Prince.
AI Bias Hits Women Twice as Hard – New research shows women lose 13% credibility just for using AI at work, compared to 6% for men. Tech bias meets workplace cringe.