Episode 1

"I asked my AI to transcribe the meeting, and it came back with one line: “He just repeated what you said, but louder.”

This Week in AI:

• Nvidia's $4 trillion milestone caps rise of stock market behemoth - GPUs are officially hotter than Taylor Swift tickets; the chip giant became the world’s first $4 T company (for a few glorious minutes)

• OpenAI delays the release of its open model, again - OpenAI just pulled the classic “on my way!” text. Sam Altman delayed the hyped-up open-weight model again, claiming “extra safety tests” are needed.

• Musk's xAI seeks up to $200 billion valuation in next funding round - xAI is eye-flirting with a $170-$200 B price tag, and Saudi Arabia’s PIF is ready to pick up the check but Musk tweets, “We’re not fundraising.” Translation: spreadsheets open, DMs open wider.

The Cringe Files:

• New research: AI bias is still turbo-misogynistic - Dear LLMs, please stop acting like a 1950s hiring manager with Wi-Fi

• 400 % spike in AI-generated child-abuse images - When the tech bros said “move fast and break things,” pretty sure they didn’t mean federal law and basic human decency

• AI ‘girlfriend’ apps go mainstream - Because nothing says gender equality like teaching guys you can literally download a woman.